i’m dropping out of college to do this
Should’ve done this when I dropped out
life: you need to make a single phone call
me:
ALT
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
his name is humza deas and he’s a 21-year-old black photographer from new york. he didn’t start photography until he was 17—this is pure, raw talent and his name should be associated with his work.
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
I should not have laughed as hard as I did, and what’s worse is people are sleeping so I can’t actually LAUGH. ; A ;
Meanwhile I wonder why a lion keeps leaping after a bunch of Matt Smiths.
when people on social media share something and just comment “This.” its like yeah ok….That
“this” is how straight people say “wig”
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